What happened to my Burrito?

Question

Nop34 noyt in the microwave sorry but good thinking

Answer 1

I ran over it with my car . Sorry I was having a bad day and took it out on your food.

Answer 2

You forgot to Burp it!

Answer 3

my fat a$$ ate it :D and it was good

Answer 4

Got cooked.

Answer 5

I saw it crossing the street, I guess it was trying to get away from you, it did not want to be eaten, but I ran my SUV over it. My bad, I couldn't resist. Temptation is a evil.

Answer 6

it jumped the border

Answer 7

did you forget to take it out of the microwave again?

Answer 8

i didn't have the heart to tell you, but when you left your burrito on the bus seat to go talk to your friend down the front, he sat on it, i'm so sorry i couldn't save it ♥♥♥

Answer 9

i ate it ...

sorry