What happens if I let a radioactive spider bite me?

Question

If I were to go to the dentist for x-ray and sneak a spider into my mouth while they're doing it and then let the spider bite me, will I get super powers?

Answer 1

No.  You will just have a sore mouth, and you will probably make the dental technician really irritated at you.  

Answer 2

LMAO!  I have to agree with Boid on this one!  LOL!!!!

Answer 3

A green guy on a flying skateboard will throw pumpkins at you. It's a bad deal, believe me. Just put the spider down and walk away.

Answer 4

Er... no, you won't. Everything is radioactive, us included. Radiation like that will likely make you sick, and a spider that bites will likely inject toxins, which will also make you sick.

In short, you'll just get sick.

Answer 5

You'll become Spider-Man.

Answer 6

Spiders like most insects are pretty radiation resistant.  The X-Rays are not that high of a dose.  Depending on how and what kinda of toxin the spider has will determine how bad of a day you have.

I like to be a party popper. :P