What happens if I throw a rotten...?

Question

I throw a rotten tomato at the queen (of the UK)?

Answer 1

You would get arrested for endangering her.............

Answer 2

You will be on my hit list!  The world isn't fair, but I prefer royalty to some egocentric President!

Answer 3

a lot of media attention and you will instantly become a celebrity

so do it :P

jokes

Answer 4

Probably held for 42 days in a cell under the Terrorism Act without charge.

However there are far more deserving people in this world that require to be the target of your rotten veg; Gordon Brown springs to mind.

Answer 5

Don't be cruel to tomatoes, even if they are rotten.

Answer 6

You will probably be arrested and could be charged with anything from assault to treason or attempted murder.

Answer 7

dunno but email me when you are goin to do it and i will join you

Answer 8

You will be arrested and if it hits her you will be charged with assault.

Answer 9

The tomato police will come and take you away.

Answer 10

With any luck, your death will be swift and certain.

Answer 11

You would get arrested and probably jailed at her pleasure (extreme pleasure in this case). She might even have you executed...she can do that. I hope your not planning to throw a tomato at her.

Answer 12

Probably be charged with treason!! Don't even think about it or you will have a lot of angry Englishmen after you!!

Answer 13

You get applauded

Answer 14

You would probably get shot before the throw was completed.

Answer 15

Nothing - you'd miss at that range

Answer 16

Do not try it in front of a guardsman with a bayonet, he will use it. The police will arrest you if you live. I ask what the heck else do you expect if you try this on with any head of state or even Minister of the Crown    

Answer 17

hope you are not in the U K right now



you can be arrested now