What happens if I throw myself in front of the kiddie train?

Question

1.3 MPH.

More of a curiosity really...

Answer 1

Kids cry.

Answer 2

you'll probably make it jump the track or de-rail. Don't put the little kiddies in danger ! (You will be arrested and we'll hear about you on the evening news.)

Answer 3

My guess is, you'd get thrown out of Chuck E. Cheese.

Answer 4

you get escorted away by kiddie train security?

Answer 5

A friend of mine did it,and he DIED! Yep,it hit him and it stopped..Then he screamed and rolled around covered in blood,the kids were traumatized and it was even on youtube..But he did not die because of kiddie train,the drunken conductor thought he was a deer and shot him. : /  

Answer 6

Death and/or permanent brain damage.

You'll also become infertile.

Answer 7

It would either derail, or push you a ferw inches before it stopped.

I can see it now:

You hurl yourself onto the track as it puts along, the man driving it looking utterly stupid and irritated. The "engine" hits you, a tickle really, no more, and up it goes off the track and onto its side, tossing the driver a few feet as he curses you and then stomps off. All of the moms come and yell at you for stopping their children's fun, and the kids all whimper about "boo-boos" and bumps..

That might be something worth seeing...... :)

Answer 8

you sue the kiddie train express company.

make millions.

buy the business.

but hen kiddies try getting on, you push them off and say "MY RIDE HOE"

Answer 9

It stops.  People laugh.

Answer 10

Can I push you instead?

I am feeling like I need to see someone else hurting right now, or at least somewhat uncomfortable.

Thanks, you really are the best if the best!

Answer 11

you would most likely be able to stop the train and probably walk away with a few scrapes if that

Answer 12

the train would derail and your shins would hurt.

Answer 13

You might get a kiddie boo boo at most.

Answer 14

I don't know, but the kids might be scared their gonna wreck! XD

Answer 15

u will get a few bruises thats all

Answer 16

OMG! DON'T DO IT! You will totally die!

Answer 17

The conductor will get out and beat you

Answer 18

therapy for all the children and bruises on yourass.

Go for it and youtube it baby.

Answer 19

It bumps into you and stops. Might even fall of the track and the kids wont get a ride. Is it the kinds they have at the mall/fairs that go in a circle? Yah it wouldn't do much.

Answer 20

You'll be taken back in time.

Answer 21

it stops.

Answer 22

If you do this anytime between January and November, nothing will happen.  However, try this in December, and Santa will get off his chair and shove a candy cane up your ***.

Answer 23

you'll have a free ride

Answer 24

You'll bleed rainbows and your screams will sound like cotton candy and sunshine.

Answer 25

It derails the train.

Answer 26

you'll walk away unharmed?? lol