What happens if you bore a child in disneyland?

Question

would your child get a free pass for life???

Answer 1

Take them to Disney World

Answer 2

if your the parent that kid would want to go to school lol

Answer 3

They throw your baby a magical mouse parade.

Answer 4

Nothing happens, apart from paramedics being called to whisk you away to the hospital. Disney did do something like that in the past, until women started showing up to the park extremely pregnant hoping they'd be the next recipient.

Answer 5

One would hope so! Disneyland was declared an honorary principality which is why their admision tickets are always referred to as "passports". So a child born in Disneyland should for all practical purposes be considered an honorary "citizen" of the principality. I think it would be good public relations for the park to give that child free admission for life!

Answer 6

Well if a kid did bored, then likely giving them a free pass for life wouldn't mean a lot to them.

I guess they could give it to one of the thousands of other kids who would love to spend just one day at the park.