What happens when a roller-blader collides with someone riding a Segway?

Question

What happens when a roller-blader collides with someone riding a Segway?

Answer 1

Depends on a few factors that you didn't mention.

1. Was this a head on collision? (segway is designed to stop if it meets resistance).

2. Was the skater wearing proper protective gear.

3. Was the skater a roller derby referee? (they'd hit roll and call penalties before the segwayer could react).

4. Was this a staged incident for insurance or filming purposes.

Answer 2

totally crushed

Answer 3

...........oh, the humanity!.........