What happens when my house gets infested with fairies?

Question

Please help me, the fairies are driving me crazy!

Answer 1

Iron?

Isn't that like, their poison?

Answer 2

I see what you are asking is what happens, not how to get rid of them.What can happen is : things all of a sudden can come up missing, they like pretty,shiny objects.(ex. rings, earrings etc...). Your sugar or candy jar gets raided, they like sweets!! Things can get misplaced, you think you did it but actually it was them. What you need to do is set up an Alter for your Fairies, pastel candles that smell sweet(floral-candy-fruit), leave cookies, sweet drinks, feathers of pretty colors, costume jewlery,glitter and make them a place to hide like take a box and decorate it up pretty for them with some cotton balls to sleep on. Now if you don't want them in your house you take regular table salt and pour a line across your window sill and door ways they don't like salt!!!!! Good Luck!!!

Answer 3

You need to sprinkle some pixie tears around your property (house line) and the fairies will leave.

Answer 4

umm fairies dont exist.

Answer 5

See a shrink.. Or get fairy repel-ant... Good luck finding it though.

Answer 6

you get a life. seriously do u play alot of like D&D? loser!

Answer 7

Thank your lucky stars.

Answer 8

Depends on the type of fairy, they run the whole range from trolls to pixies.  Be a bit more specific.

If you have brownies, you're pretty much screwed.

Answer 9

invest in a rolled up newspaper of fly swat.

oh and quit taking that acid

Answer 10

are u serious?????

o my gosh ive been trying to attract them for some years   couldnt.

its kool you did!!!!

props!! <3

Answer 11

First, s***w everyone else here.  Don't listen to their c**p.  I'm always surprised by how those who are leading mediocre lives expect magic to prove itself to them.  Then when it doesn't, they nestle deeper into their mediocrity and claim: "see, I told you there is no magic!"  Tell me: if you were a magical entity would you want to appear to one of these stinking, desperate zombies?   What would be your motivation?  

Second, set out a offering of a shot of whiskey and dry rice to these beings.  After three days toss the offering into nature.  Ask them to help you and tell them if they do you wil keep giving them offerings.  Then repeat the process often.

Answer 12

You just go buy a unicorn ; it scares fairies

Answer 13

Fly spray. Lots of it. Open the wondow then or you might end up even more messed in the head than you currently are.

Answer 14

again, just plain unlikely.

Answer 15

Just tell them to go away, they don't like to be where they're not wanted.