What happens when what crosses what?

Question

An American report: We crossed chickens with cows. The new breed simultaneously produces milk, meat and eggs.

Report from France: We crossed flies and bees. The hybrid flies feed over the trash fields and produces honey.

Report from Russia: We crossed a melon with cockroaches. When you cut this melon, seeds run away by themselves.

Answer 1

ah, if only we could. that would be the day that world hunger and difficultys end. oh... and those would be huge eggs!!!!

Answer 2

lol