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What happens when your fortune cookie contradicts your horoscope?

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Flip a coin and pick one....neither one should be relied on as a view into the future....
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Eat more cookies or look up more websites till you get the right one.
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Go with the one that sounds better. LOL
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the world implodes!
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a green man comes to your room and tells you the truth in it all
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Something but you will have to find out.
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How does randomly generated text help dictate the direction of your life?
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Have you ever seen how the messages are made....have you ever noticed the numbers on the back of it.....It's put in a computer at a printing factory and prints millions of them...Nothing to them

Nothing happens
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Whoa. That's beyond comprehension- i've never heard of that happening before. I suppose the person who's fortune cookie contradicts their horoscope is not human.

Seriously though, how can they contradict. don't fortune cookies just give really vague riddles. My last fortune cookie said, 'a man is tallest when he stoops to help a child'. That didn't exactly contradict or promote my horoscope. I just took it as wisdom in a cookie.

Man i would love some fortune cookies right now. They're pretty tasty, aren't they?
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Then you TRULY realize what bull it all is.

Better late than never.
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A black hole.
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nothin they do not matter
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Get a Tarot reading if the prediction contradicts the cookie and horoscope run to your house and hide under the bed just in case. If something bad happens you'll be at safe place if something good happens it will find you even if you are hiding ;)
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Than your in for one messed up day!
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You realize how truthful each of them tend to be.

I'm not saying that all that stuff is bs, but sometimes.
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Your tomorrows blow up in you face as yesterdays disappear....your permanently in TODAY!!

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How can they contradict? A fortune cookie is so generalizing. "Tomorrow will not be today." Woooo big deal.
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