What has been your funniest moment in your life so far?

Question

um..... i don't know mine

Answer 1

Its not that funny it maybe a little sad

a few years back i walked into a bar and ordered a double  ..the bartender came back with a guy who looked just like me

Answer 2

The day my mom ( God rest her sweet soul) tried to use the aerosol deodorant for hairspray.   I was lying on the bed which faced the open bathroom door.  I look in and see her using the deodorant on her hair and then she said, " Why the h**l isn't this hairspray working?" between choking laughs and gasping for air I manged to get out " because its not hairspray, its deodorant mom!"  I love(d) my mom so much.

Answer 3

Finding out that my wife's useless piece of shlt ex-husband was pawning everything he owned because he owed the government something like $5,000.00 in back taxes. I hope they nail his a$$ to the wall and send him to prison. I don't care if he can't pay his child support, the inner satisfaction of knowing that he is l*****g peanut butter off of Thunderdlck's a$$ will more than make up for the money lost.

Answer 4

Watching Leapy Lee perform Little Arrows at a pub in front of 10 people :D