What have I done wrong?

Question

I have done all the right things, I provide emotional support, I help clean the house, cook most of the time, been a devoted husband and yet, I cannot get my hands on any of My wife's trust fund.

Is it because I have not found it inside myself to write romantic poetry?

I guess I'm not as devoted as the Frank.

What have I done wrong?

I'd like a real Ferrari not just the hat.

Answer 1

Here's what you need to do. Pay a huge, hulking guy a hundred bucks to pretend to harass your wife while you are about 20-30 feet away. Then, confront him. Have it all staged where he throws a punch and you beat the c**p out of him. Your wife will look at your differently after that. You will be the security blanket. Then she'll be a little bit less guarded about her pin numbers.

Answer 2

don't try to compete with Frank.  He's very special in his own way.  I'm sure you'll find the answer.  If not, I would ask his advice.

Answer 3

Get a job, loser!

Answer 4

you married a smart girl. that's what's wrong.  

Answer 5

Maybe you should try to be like Frank.

Get some mistresses, talk s*** about your wife all the time, and THEN you will have access to her trust fund. ;)

Answer 6

Kill Frank...but make it look like an accident.

Answer 7

You are doing all the right things.  What's up with all of the wives with trust funds?  Weird...........

Answer 8

Maybe because some people are not as lucky as frank. You are not deserving enough to have it.

Answer 9

ROFL "not just the hat"

Excelsior indeed!

Answer 10

and they think only women are golddiggers . what a shame !

Answer 11

Do you  have an ex-wife waiting in the wing that want to get back with you after you have robbed the current wife of all her money.  

It sounds like that is why you have married her. Get your eyes off your wife trust fund and create and build your own.  It is called "building wealth".  Maybe when you come to the relationship with a trust fund your wife will come forth with hers.  Don't forget.  It's the man that takes care of the women not the opposite.  Buy your own Ferrari.    

Answer 12

Her trust fund not yours.  She probably knows your are kissing her *** just for a frank.  Poetry has nothing to do with it, get yourself a job, how about providing financial support?  Gee whiz!

Answer 13

Thats why she got rid of you!!

Answer 14

Are you putin' out?

Answer 15

hmmmm

Answer 16

Because her trust funds are not community property and you will NEVER get your hands on those funds.

Gold digger!!!

Answer 17

???

Answer 18

what ?

Answer 19

Is that the only reason you married her?  It sounds like you only married your wife for her money, shame on you!!

Answer 20

Where are these women getting their trust funds from?  I want one!  

Ask your wife for an allowance maybe she'll kick a nickel to ya.  

Answer 21

Good one !