What have we learned from Ireland?

Question

What have we learned from Ireland?

Answer 1

That it is not the size of the dog in the fight, it is the size of the fight in the dog.

Answer 2

This is short, funny, but kinda true.

IRISH PHILOSOPHY

There are only two things to worry about

either you are well or you are sick.

If you are well,

then there is nothing to worry about.

If you are sick,

there are two things to worry about.

Either you will get well or you will die.

If you get well,

there is nothing to worry about.

If you die,

there are only two things to worry about.

Either you will go to heaven or to h**l

If you go to heaven,

then there is nothing to worry about.

If you will go to h**l,

you´ll be so d**n busy shaking hands

with your friends.

You won´t have time to WORRY!!!