What have you done today to help cheer me up?

Question

It's not working.

Answer 1

Suddenly I start whistling the theme to the Andy Griffith Show...

And as I'm gazing up at the clear blue sky with a fishing pole and bluebirds on my shoulder, I accidently walk into a fatal pool of quicksand, and sink below the surface, all the while still whistling happily...

"Glub Glub Blub Blub..."

(And then just bubbles on the surface of the quicksand...)

Answer 2

i made you a macaroni picture of Tom Brady making out with Little Richard.  

Answer 3

I answered your question. Does that make you happy?

Just Keepin it reall! :D

Answer 4

hang in there, its almost noon & i'll be there soon

Answer 5

I cut myself....see...see all the blood.....thats cause I love you best...

Answer 6

I broke up w/ my boyfriend.  You're mine now NastyGirl.  I was tired of men anyway.  You are WELCOME Princess. ♥  And if you could please tell Cha that I'm out of fvckin emails that would be great.  Thank you and God Bless.

Answer 7

I emailed you an i love you just about the same moment you were asking this Q.

your turn to cheer me up...

Answer 8

I have a contact that keeps getting pictures of some ones mal-formed dong.  I could hook you up with some, as something to laugh at.

Answer 9

queefing sausage wallet

Answer 10

Not one d**n thing...But I did tell Bubba to be extra attentive tonight when he takes his shift guarding at the jail.  Special Requests are Bubba's specialty.

Answer 11

I've done nine reports!

Answer 12

why do black guys always go for the fat, ugly white chicks?

Answer 13

I'm sorry.  Wanna cuddle again?

Answer 14

I juggled three chain saws just to amuse you.