What have you said that you "NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD SAY"?

Question

Has anything ever came out of your mouth that you never thought you would say.

I thought i would never say "Don't f**t into the fan."

Answer 1

LOL I never thought I'd lose my temper with someone in public until this dumb cow almost ran me down trying to get ahead of me in the grocery line and then had the nerve to get smart with me. I told her to meet me in the parking lot. LOL

Answer 2

I never wanted to say "i told you so.." but it came out. =/

Answer 3

I told this uppity snot bigmouth know it all to...

"Get out of my face you  ugly bitsch"

at a bus stop in public when she started to berate me and wouldn't stop about bumping into her shopping bag?

I didn't even know her, but I yelled it so loud, that it echoed from the mall garage bounced back and obviously tore a new hole somewhere up her stuck-up but and made her eyeballs pop out.

Bet she had her little "Planet of the Apes" moment man.

Good thing my bus was just pulling up.

The whole place was totally silent.

I was just minding my own business, and I am normally a very quiet polite individual

EDIT:

Anytime the thumbs down jerk wants some?

(.....you'll have to beg)

Answer 4

This guy at my review class asked for my favor to file his papers at the place where I  happened to drop by but since I made a mistake I returned his money and told him  "YOU GET IT YOURSELF COZ I DONT HAVE THE LUXURY OF TIME." .hmp..he's annoying me.

Answer 5

When i was younger i said to a guy that i liked ''Do you want to kiss?'' and then he just planted one on me :) Haha im pretty shy and would never have done that in a million years!

Come on! You have to admit that it takes some bloomin courage when you're just 14 yrs old!

Answer 6

I thought I would never say "Oh, and Matt wants to know when you are going to f*ck him again!"

Or... "See?  That's what friends do.  They DON'T shoot each other!"

OR... "When you cook easy mac, you have to actually put WATER in with the noodles!"

Answer 7

i think before i talk

Answer 8

When I seen a tiny p***s for the first time I screamed " wheres the rest of it"

Answer 9

Why is your nose so weird?

Answer 10

A Hisapanic lady came up to me at bus stop after years of my praying to GOD for my cure of Spina Bifida and being able to walk freely as kid.

She hands me a pamphlet about the whole GOD thing about 20 yrs later and I say to her like I do to every religious person that comes up to me with same message, "I'm Atheist"  in Spanish.

She looked at me shocked like I was Satan himself and walked away! lol

I guess I grew  tired of religious ppl coming up to me thinking I was in so much need and weak in their eyes, simply cus I was in wheelchair.

It was the first time ever, though, that I ever regretted it . For some reason I felt bad for telling this to this particular lady. I still don't know why.

Answer 11

Okay, this is going to be a bit hard to explain. But I'm Norwegian, see? And in our language, the number "six" is called "seks". Which sounds exactly like the word "s*x", which is the same in Norwegian as it is in English.

So.. What happened to me in school once was, we should work with this project, and we had just been divided into groups. All the other groups had six persons each. Whereas my group only had five.

So, I go up to my teacher. And I'm like: "Øyvind, weren't we supposed to have *seks*?" He glares at me. "No, I mean, *seks* in the group". More glares... "Not *seks*? Group *seks*? You sure..?".. And then suddenly I realize what it is that I'm saying. Everyone around me is laughing, my teacher included. And I turn red as a tomato..

Most embarassing experience ever!! :-/

Answer 12

I never thought I would say 'don't f**t down the vacuum cleaner hose' to my husband, who thinks he belongs on Jackass!

Answer 13

I told my boss to shut up once. Really wish I hadn't.