What headline would you most like to see in today's newspapers?

Question

Front page and/or back page?

Answer 1

"U TURN ON SMOKING BAN"

Answer 2

Robert Mugabe Dead

Answer 3

Jodie Marsh and Jordon jump off a cliff.

Gordon Brown stoned to death by Tax Payers.

Britain Withdraw from EU.

All Paedophiles shot dead and dragged through London.

Death penalty brought back.

UK govt gives a sh*t.

EDIT- insurance companies pay out!

People accept they can't live forever.

Teenagers forced to have contraceptive implant.

Answer 4

I don't read newspapers, but would love to hear some really good news instead of all the doom and gloom we are getting these days.

Answer 5

YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL OXFORDSHIRE WOMAN WINS JACKPOT!

Answer 6

Scientists annouce Brown has no backbone or other skeletal structure

Answer 7

PARIS HILTON PRESIDENT!!

HEHEHEHE LUVV HERR SEKSII BIARCHHH =)

Answer 8

the labour party stands down.

mugabe killed.

hospitals get cleaned

schools put education back on the corriculum.

Answer 9

All Foreigners Deported

Answer 10

Gordon Brown elopes with boy scout !!!

Answer 11

Mugabe is dead and a cure for all cancers is found

Answer 12

Bush & Blair executed for war crimes.

Answer 13

CANCER, CURED!

or

Local man Marries horse

Answer 14

Monarchy to be abolished

Mass deportation of illegal immigrants

Robert Mugabe has fatal heart attack

The real cost of the monarchy

Answer 15

front page

new wonder drug cure found for cancer and aids

Answer 16

a crash on the M4. No one killed but several people suffered a broken arsse

Answer 17

'Yahoo Turn Points Into Air Miles.'

Answer 18

Front page : Chicken finally admits, "I came first."

Back page: Cristiano Ronaldo has s*x change operation, he's decided to turn into a man.

Answer 19

front page and i would go some thing like this: all dirty boys/or men should have there **** cut offf?????? mthere is plenty of space to go round

Answer 20

A spaceship lands in the front of the white-house!

Answer 21

front page

someone discovered the end of a rainbow! peace and love will now come forever!!

yea. that would be uplifting