What help should be offered to Fremantle's coach, Mark Harvey?

Question

He says the team needs psychological counselling after another agonising fade out - against Carlton at Telstra Dome yesterday.

Maybe he should chase that witch from the west up - the one the Eagles used to bless one of thjeir players boots in order for them to beat Adelaide. That worked - plus she is free, she does it just for the publicity on TV.

Shrinks charge a packet & poor old Freo can't afford to pay too much.

Do you know anyone who would do it on the cheap?

Answer 1

a noose?

Answer 2

I think they really do need a shrink!

Fancy going on TV & saying that his players needed counselling by a head shrink. An admission that he can't coach - in my eyes!

Answer 3

Desmond Tutu.

He may be able to help them.

Answer 4

It's indiginous football week he could be offered the services of a witch doctor!

Answer 5

A one-way ticket back to Melbourne!

Get rid of some of their old players & get a new coach. That's what's needed - not a shrink!

Answer 6

A long rope?

Its a sad affair in the docker lair

they seem to think,

they need a shrink..

but we all know they oughta

fight out each and every quarter!!

Theres always next year...