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What if Bella Swan had been a boy??? Check out my theory. hilarious? 10 Pts!?

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What if Bella had been a boy?

My theory(s): Well, and this is supposing his blood smelt as strong as Bella's and Ed couldn't here his thoughts. If he didn't kill him they could be like best buds.

For Example:

Edward: Hey, what up homie?

Male Bella: nm, vamp dog. Dont I smell good today?

E: Ha, you smell sweet, buddy!

MB: Your such a sucker, get it sucker?

E: Dude, way not funny? I should bash your head in for that one.

MB: Fine, I'll just set your Volvo on fire.

E: Dude, we don't joke about the Volvo, and we definetly don't joke about fire.

MB: ha,ha. Do you think you could like set me up with your sister?

E: hmmm, which one?

MB: Doesn't matter, they're both hot.

E: Sorry man, my vampie brothers would probably take you out. I pobably would too but Carlisle won't let me have a wii, and I get to use yours so...

MB: Oh yeah, it's cool man. So dude, we should be brothers, you know like vampie brothers, I could get a lot of chicks that way.

E: No way, man, I won't do that to you. I should probably leave.

MB: You can't leave, I won't be popular anymore.

E: I should have left a long time ago. I'm too selfish a creature, though. I don't know what I'd do without wii tennis...

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  1. If Bella were a boy....

    Ed: You smell nice.

    MB: Uh...q***r!

    Ed: Yeah, a bit.

    MB: Sorry, I'm straight.

    Ed: Dang. I really thought we hit it off...

    MB: We did, it's just...confusing.

    Ed: (smiling) I knew you'd come around.

    MB: Oooh, nice smile.

    Ed: I love you.

    MB: This is wrong. I'm not like you.

    Ed: I know you have feelings for me. You must be scared, but it's not like I'm dangerous.

    MB: Oh, Eddie!!!

    Ed: By the way, I'm a vampire.

    MB: That's kinda s**y.

    Ed: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...

    (kisses)

    THE END.


  2. Actually, I think it'd be funnier if Jacob imprinted on Edward. Or Emmet, even.


  3. then TWilight would have been alot more controversial...a vampire/human romance is one thing, but a g*y vampire/human romance...hmmmmm....


  4. I like the possibility.  Have a star.  Yeah... a g*y vampire romance would have been better, I think.  It would at least be slightly original.

  5. lol. wat if ed and bobby were g*y. that wod just b....sick

  6. Seriously..that would've been hilarious.

    It would be sortof like the same thing, if they like, got a new girl vampire, and then MB falls in love with her, and he's already friends with Edward, so he has an excuse to be around all the time and w/e.

    Then, It  kinda follows the whole twilight storyline.

    good one.

    really creative too.

    starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

  7. ummmmm..

  8. umm its kinda weird i have to admit

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  9. lol!!!  :)

    But Bella without Edward? g*y CULLENS!  

  10. Haha! I like this version even though I don't know if Twilight would be any good without Bella or if it would be any good because its about a g*y vampire...but anywho I love ur version! (and Aly's hers is hilarious!)

    Ha!

    >>♥ Team Edward♥<<

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