What if Bella had been a boy?
My theory(s): Well, and this is supposing his blood smelt as strong as Bella's and Ed couldn't here his thoughts. If he didn't kill him they could be like best buds.
For Example:
Edward: Hey, what up homie?
Male Bella: nm, vamp dog. Dont I smell good today?
E: Ha, you smell sweet, buddy!
MB: Your such a sucker, get it sucker?
E: Dude, way not funny? I should bash your head in for that one.
MB: Fine, I'll just set your Volvo on fire.
E: Dude, we don't joke about the Volvo, and we definetly don't joke about fire.
MB: ha,ha. Do you think you could like set me up with your sister?
E: hmmm, which one?
MB: Doesn't matter, they're both hot.
E: Sorry man, my vampie brothers would probably take you out. I pobably would too but Carlisle won't let me have a wii, and I get to use yours so...
MB: Oh yeah, it's cool man. So dude, we should be brothers, you know like vampie brothers, I could get a lot of chicks that way.
E: No way, man, I won't do that to you. I should probably leave.
MB: You can't leave, I won't be popular anymore.
E: I should have left a long time ago. I'm too selfish a creature, though. I don't know what I'd do without wii tennis...
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