What if God is really just some dashingly handsome guy who says he's God?

Question

Would that destroy your world? Or would you try to find God and let 'im have it?

Answer 1

Interesting category choice.  What?  Are you coming out of the closet as a God impostor?  It can't be!  I sacrificed my fatted calf for you.

Answer 2

then he'd better be f..ing convincing and not wearing spandex!

Answer 3

Ooo I like how you have mixed things up a bit and put this in the transgendered category. Makes for some interesting replies. We all know God is one hot ticket with a nice pink mohawk and cool vintage shades. Works for me!

Answer 4

I'd slap him across the face for all the suffering he's caused the human race.  

Answer 5

Does He really have a pink mohawk?  Because that would rock.

Answer 6

y is this under the g*y section..?? but if he says hes god hed probly be locked in a padded cell

Answer 7

1: i think you definitely have this question in the wrong category.

#2: oh i bet

Answer 8

well it would be hard for most people to believe

from what i gathered information about what people think what God looks like and most thought he was old looking or a beautiful woman

Answer 9

Then i would be pissed that my mom makes me spend like an hour a day praying to a just dashingly handsome guy

Answer 10

Uh... well, I guess he'd be God who is really just some dashingly handsome guy who says he's God

Answer 11

Then you are completely screwed and not in the way you would like.

Answer 12

Your g*y now?!!! This just keeps getting better and better! First you decide that you want to renew things with Mary and now you're coming out of the closet? That's just great!

BTW-- I already "let em have it" and it wasn't Earth moving!

Answer 13

God's pink mohawk is awesome!