What if Gordon Brown knocked on your front door ..............?

Question

Would you invite him in or what profanity would you say to him?

Answer 1

LOL.

I would wince a little, then invite him in. Not because i like him, but so i could keep him hostage from making any further damage to our beautiful (but abused) country.

You'd have to be a raving lunatic to vote Labour in the next election.

Answer 2

I would say:-

What the **** are you doing knocking my door , when you should be trying to run this country.

Answer 3

I would be pleased to discuss the plight of this country with him and hope that we could enjoy a dram of whiskey.

Answer 4

I would tell him to get lost!To say I was a Labour voter for nearly 50years!

Answer 5

smack him in the mouth

Answer 6

I would say, "I know you, aren't you they guy who was the safe pair of hands in charge of the UK economy?"

Answer 7

If that frightful oaf came a calling at the manor gates, after giving him a ear bashing over the state of the economy I'd have my seven foot henchman Bongo show him the door via the 6th floor window. Tip top

Answer 8

I would say...' you owe me for the shoe leather I have worn out campaigning on behalf of the party'.

Answer 9

I'd tell him to stop biting his nails and to grow some balls to start leading the country the way that the public deserve, by actually doing something useful every now and then!

Answer 10

He'd turn around with a flat bloody nose.

Answer 11

Wouldn't say anything.

Is it against the law to knock somebody's teeth out for trespass???

Answer 12

I'd ask him if his tax-payers £4000.00 kitchen from john lewis was worth it: or does he think it may have been better spent on speed camaras, health and safety posters and bombs, or perhaps; if i felt a little crazy, as a contribution to our rising fuel, food, health, and erm... everything else prices in rip-off britain!

I think his answer would be wasted on my sharply shut door though.

Answer 13

I would ask him in and have a chat over a cup of tea.

Answer 14

I'd ask him to come and have a look at the state of my kitchen and ask why my partner, a hard working low paid British guy, is being denied any help to take a retraining course so that he can earn more, despite the fact that he pays plenty of tax and has never been a benefit scrounger.

I'd also advise him to leave before it gets dark as my areas becomes a chav infested hellhole of a nighttime and as we all know his party are not too hot on the old law and order . . .

Answer 15

I would phone the local Gendarmes and report an illegal immigrant, not before I had phoned my friends to come and watch him get beaten to a pulp especially when I tell them he said that all French policemen were scum and if he ever got to be the president of the EEC he would stop the production of wine and cheese in France and stop the importation of Scotch. They would be able to carry him away in a matchbox.

Answer 16

"Please leave, you're lowering the tone of the district." Followed by Feck Off.

Answer 17

I would knock him down first.

Then bind him naked on a chair with a steel rod between his Arms and Legs.

Then ask him Questions about his crooket Freemason Brotherhood.

If he doesn't satisfy me with his answer I cut of hi willy his Fingers and put holes in him untill he speaks!

The "Freemasons" The "Brotherhood of Death"

It is a secret society, because you do not know who members are and what they plan to do. They do not give much to charity because their charity is their own members.

They look after their own, any child needs life saving surgery the fraternity pays for it.

It is corrupt they own the federal bank and the bank of England, they print money out of nothing and it is not regulated. They include the Rothschild’s, Morgan’s and the Rockefellers. Blair and bush are high ranking masons; Blair is a 7th degree mason. There are two factions of the free masons originating in the UK the York right and the Scottish right. Masons from York went and build major buildings in New York including the statue of Liberty, the moved from York England and build a city in America and called it the New York. Washington including the Whitehouse was build by freemasons from Edinburgh Scotland.

The free masons control the economic order of the world and it is they who are creating the economic fall at present. Money means nothing to them as they have too much; it’s about power for them and the games they play with us. We are their monopoly board and we are expendable. Their plan is to reduce the population by 85% through war disease and ill health

Dr Gallo (Go to you tube and type in his name) was funded in the 1960's by the US government to produce a deadly virus to reduce the black population in America. All the vaccines for Aids contain the aids virus and mercury. All vaccines for children and the flu bug contain the 2d most deadly poison on earth MERCURY. They put fluoride in our water which destroys the thyroid gland and leads to cancer. They put cancerous chemicals in our processed foods and poison the air over our cities. There is a cure for cancer but they will not tell you because the pharmaceutical companies are owned by them, they and cancer are the biggest money making rackets after war and oil. All cancer is, is a vitamin deficiency of B17 and vitamin D which creates a strong immune system fighting cancer.

The Rothschild’s were the largest and richest land owners in the UK during the Napoleonic war. When Britain defeated France at Waterloo Rothschild was the first person to be informed. So he went to the stock market and sold all his property. Other wealthy owns watched Rothschild selling all that he owned so the quickly followed suit thinking that they had lost the war to France. When they did Rothschild bought everything back and more and huge discounts. Forget the wealthy Arab prince's the Rockefellers and Rothschild’s have far more wealth and one time they owned two thirds of the world!

Masonic Entered Apprentice Oath.  Entered Apprentice is the first of the three basic degrees of Masonry.

To all of which I do solemnly and sincerely promise and swear, without any hesitation, mental reservation, or secret evasion of mind in me whatsoever; binding myself under no less a penalty than that of having my throat cut across, my tongue torn out, and with my body buried in the sands of the sea at low-water mark, where the tide ebbs and flows twice in twenty-four hours, should I ever knowingly or willfully violate this, my solemn Obligation of an Entered Apprentice.  So help me God and make me steadfast to keep and perform the same.

Masonic FellowCraft Oath.  FellowCraft is the second of the three basic degrees of Masonry.

To all of which I do solemnly and sincerely promise and swear, without any hesitation, mental reservation, or secret evasion of mind in me whatsoever; binding myself under no less a penalty than that of having my left breast torn open, my heart and vitals taken thence, and with my body given as a prey to the vultures of the air, should I ever knowingly or willfully violate this, my solemn Obligation of a Fellow Craft. So help me God and make me steadfast to keep and perform the same.

Masonic Master Mason’s Oath.  Master Mason is the third of the three basic degrees of Masonry.

To all of which I do solemnly and sincerely promise and swear, without any hesitation, mental reservation, or secret evasion of mind in me whatsoever; binding myself under no less a penalty than that of having my body severed in twain, my bowels taken thence, and with my body burned to ashes, and the ashes thereof scattered to the four winds of Heaven, that there might remain neither track, trace nor remembrance among man or Masons of so vile and perjured a wretch as I should be, should I ever knowingly or willfully violate this, my solemn Obligation of a Master Mason. So help me God and make me steadfast to keep and perform the same.

NOBODY WHO MAKES AN OATH LIKE THAT IS FIT TO SERVE THE PUBLIC!

Answer 18

Is this a new Downing Street initiative? We already know he phones people up at 6 in the morning so I really, really do hope he comes knocking on my door. What would I say him? I couldn't publish it here, but I probably would ask him where's all the money gone?