What if my daughter went to a witches coven and got AIDS?

Question

What if my daughter went to a witches coven and got AIDS?

Answer 1

Highly unlikely. A coven is a group of up to 13 people studying The Craft. We practice sensible hygiene, eat good food, use natural medicine, and have a lot of fun. But we do NOT s***w innocent children or students.

Answer 2

What an ugly question!  Truly, if your daughter went to a witches coven, she would not contract aids from sexual behavior...is that what you were thinking?  That is not the kind of things that happen.  I think you are very mislead.  

I hope you find peace.

Answer 3

I strongly suspect you've no idea what happens in a coven meet.  We don't practice promiscuous s*x, we don't share needles and we don't plot evil against others.  Your child's interest would be welcome but she would not be admitted to the coven until she could demonstrate a deep understanding of what we are and a commitment to the welfare of the less fortunate among us.  Your attendance as an observer would also be welcome as long as you are able to commit to keeping negative commentary to yourself during the formal ceremonies.

Answer 4

There's nothing happening within a coven that would cause AIDS so you don't have anything to worry about.

Answer 5

are u mental ?

Answer 6

that question doesnt make sense

how can you get AIDS from going to a witches coven??

if she did get AIDS then thats not a witches coven but something weird and pervy

Answer 7

impossible

Answer 8

What a weird question.  What if you daughter goes to the hospital and gets AIDS?  Get real.

Answer 9

Covens are not an excuse to have an orgy. Reputable covens do not have drug use or s*x as part of the deal and those very few that do practice the official form of the great rite make sure they keep their medical records in check. Personal responsibility and safety to coven mates is mandatory. Joining or going to a coven is not going to get you aids. Promiscuity and drug use will.

Answer 10

Woah - just when I think I've seen every rediculous question possible here, along comes another.

What exactly is it you think witches do at coven meets/rituals?

This is like asking if your daughter can get AIDS by attending a Sunday service at a Christian church (denomination of your choice).

Wow.

Answer 11

I'm actually really scared by this question. Please tell me you are joking?

Answer 12

What if the sky fell?

Answer 13

How would that have happened?

Answer 14

Then she would have AIDS.......

But seriously I don't see how going to a witches coven would automatically equal to getting AIDS.  I have been to several witch meetings and the most that happens is they sing chat (A LOT) and pray a bit, then go inside for tea and biscuits.

Even if they were skyclad (nakid) I don't see how your daughter could possibly contract AIDS unless they were fornicating like bunnies or cutting each other. If so thats not a witches coven, that's some perverted mislead group of kids...

Answer 15

By far the most vacuous and inane question I have ever read on Y/A.(and that's saying something)  Congrats