What if my father is an alien(from space)?

Question

What if my father is an alien(from space)?

Answer 1

Then you've got greater issues than I am able to address using yahoo answers.

Answer 2

If he is perhaps you should consider Scientology as your religion of choice.

Answer 3

That would be so cool!

Answer 4

Say What ????????????????????????????????????????...

Answer 5

OMG. Aliens aren't real. How old are you???

Answer 6

That would make you 1/2 alien.  Cool!

Answer 7

Then Kudos! Your mother must be Dana Scully. She used to work for the FBI.    ;)

I always used to wonder that myself, but I'll tell you, I'm not sure that aliens and humans can mate.

Answer 8

then you're 1/2 alien.

Answer 9

Okay...make sure he doesn't terrize the town...and break down our homes...k'? But if he's one..who knows..someday u'll be one ur self so please be careful..is all I've got 2 say! If ur Dad is a cool alien...can ya ask him if I can visit his own home planet sometime? LOl...

Always~Jojo & I

Answer 10

Cool!  Do you know which planet?  I'm sure they have open records there, since most places (except the U.S.) do have them.

Answer 11

I guess you had a fight with him.......

Answer 12

Like Darth Vader?

Luke was adopted, too you know!

Answer 13

Take him to your leader!

Answer 14

If you were born in the US, you would still be an American citizen. Alien only means not a US citizen.  It doesn't mean that they must be from this planet.

Answer 15

I think you'd better go out into the woods and "Phone Home."  Good luck.

Answer 16

DUDE I GUESS U HAVE ISSUES

Answer 17

I'm guessing you're looking to make contact? A lot of it depends on what galaxy he is from.

If he's from any of the Andromedas, you're out of luck, as the Erkoc Council of Yert states any trans-planet illegitimate offspring may be fed alive to the ujuefots as an offering.

Offspring of Fornax A or Fornax Dwarf residents must place a petition before the Board of Zob requesting assignment of a confidential intermediary. Don't trust them though; they've been known to take money and never do a search.

Your best bet would be if your father was from one of the Shapley-Ames galaxies. Not only do they have full open records, they also have full inheritance laws for b*****d spawn------ provided you were born with AT LEAST two legs. If, however, your father was a uniped and those genes were passed onto you, sorry. You can get your birth certificate and make contact, but any financial claims would be denied by the courts. Sucks, I know.

Answer 18

He probably thinks about you every day of his life...alien or not.

Answer 19

Have you heard about Mexico's Starchild?  

It will be cool to have a USA Starchild too!!