What if pigs could fly?

Question

What if pigs could fly?

Answer 1

if pigs can fly, it would be difficult to domesticate them...

pork will be expensive because you need to hunt and shoot them down...

then bird (or pig) shooting will be a great pastime... you get rewarded with a big fat porker to feed your whole family.

many car owners will be quite upset to have pig droppings on their cars

aviation will be risky because the jet engines may jam with a big fat pig stuck inside...  

small aircraft would need pig detection systems to avoid fatal collisions

Answer 2

they nay beat to other flying animals in race.

Answer 3

They already do.

http://www.tim-beach.com/shore01/police....

Answer 4

Then I'd have the perfect body weight and be handsome as a movie star.  I would also have all the money I'd ever need and not have to work any more.  There would be no wars any more.  

Then the next question we'd be asking about is donkeys.

Answer 5

mmm dont know!!!

Answer 6

Then you would be eating bacon wings at Hooters.

Answer 7

we wouldn't have any pork

Answer 8

Then, I will always carry a pig radar to avoid being landed by a big fat pig.

Then, all those car owners will be nuts because of poops falling down on their cars!

Then, all those car owners and homeowners, will be double nuts if pigs landed on their roof instead of p**p.

Then, the word impossible must be deleted from the dictionary.

Then, earth will be a great big messy sty.

Then, Greenpeace advocates will be raging mad

Then, people who knew how to use pigs pooh as bio gas will be very happy. They can produce more fuel for stoves and alike.

Then, the pigs will have claws instead of hooves, how can they perch in a tree?

Then, I am Superman.

Answer 9

nooo.. then i'll have to start doing things i said i'd do if pig could fly!! :S:S:S

but if they do their name would be birgs isndtead of pigs :p

Answer 10

A lot more people would carry umbrellas...

Answer 11

What if you didn't ask this pointless question in the wrong category? (o.O')

Answer 12

Then the sky would be filled with ... is it methane?

Answer 13

Then Mr Burns would prefer not to donate $1,000,000 to the children's orphanage.

Answer 14

Then many people will be sad as their bacon flies away.

Answer 15

the pigs will make earth more dangerous, because of falling p**p!

Answer 16

They do. I used to rent airplanes that they were in before me.

Answer 17

The sky is so high, the pig sh*t in your eye! lolz.

This may not help, but we think it's funny... :)

Answer 18

Then the world would go crazy of course.  Its just an obvious answer.

Answer 19

I'm already worried about bird strikes in my plane. Can't imagine flying into a pig... it would get nasty.

Answer 20

RUBBISH!!!!!!!

Answer 21

they actually do - and they've named it the A380 (a very sophisticated and beautiful pig)

Answer 22

There could be pig strikes

Answer 23

The price of bacon would rise

Answer 24

they can,,, you just have to buy them a ticket....

Answer 25

Pilots would stop bringing home the bacon.

Answer 26

This can be considered the right category.  We'd just have to saddle and harness them & we could give the to our kids to ride to school!

Answer 27

Then it wouldn't be the air that we hear blowing on our lands; it would be oinks.

Answer 28

we would have to wash the car more often . . . and wear hats

Answer 29

it would create a new airport hazard to deal with!

Answer 30

people would be knocked out all the time by falling turds.