What if the NHL referees were replaced...?

Question

by actual zebras??

Answer 1

that would be dumb

Answer 2

Hmmm, interesting. My guess is the game would open up, but the level of penalty calling will be just as bad.

Oh, ahem, sorry Lubers.

Answer 3

There is just one problem with that.

The zebras would be offended when called stripes.

It would be just like seeing an african american citizen and yelling 'hey black'

you know?

They would just be too many political issues

Answer 4

There would be one too many zebra c**p on the ice.

Answer 5

And the NHL though they had a hard time with Octopus goo on the ice...... wait until they get a whiff of Zebra dung.