What if there were no rhetorical questions?

Question

What if there were no rhetorical questions?

Answer 1

without change the universe would die of ennui!

ennui = boredom in french  

Answer 2

for every question, there is an equal opposite question which derives from it, action/reaction, if you will, no question exists which a rhetor cannot find a rhetorical question to follow. here, is my question to you.

What if there were no questions?

Answer 3

does this question make me look fat?  

Answer 4

There would be no hypothetical answers.

Answer 5

ha ha Ironic.    Well i guess there wouldn't be any wonder in the world.  

Answer 6

Then we'd all be dead.

Answer 7

Life will still go on but it would be lacking a lot English wise.