What if u r on a date with an alien?

Question

What if u r on a date with an alien?

Answer 1

well id make an effort to get to no the .. thing.

id ask him questions like... i dunno, what brand of foundation he uses to covers his green skin...

how he hides his anteners...

if they have Y!A were he comes from.. or msn,or myspace...

if he is serious about our relationship or just wants to date a human from earth..

you know.. the obvious stuff LOL

:P

xx

Answer 2

first to enquire about its gender

Answer 3

would my husband be with us?

Answer 4

Been there, done that.  

Answer 5

i would keep their fingers away from my mouth  (Scary Movie-3)

Answer 6

depends on how reach she is.

and... i have reasons to believe that killing aliens doesn't count as murder.

Answer 7

That would be a problem for our children.

Answer 8

Watch out for INS if he is undocumented.

Answer 9

i would go and settle there only with the alien

Answer 10

i will go on a long spaceship ride.

Answer 11

Like Astronaut Johnson on Saturday Night Live I'd say.

"why don't you fall out of that green jumpsuit and show me that fat a s s?"

Answer 12

well i woudlnt go on the date in the first place, and if hed make me, id hit him on the head and run away

Answer 13

dood that would be awesome!

Answer 14

No kissing on the first date unless I knew it was her mouth and not something else.

Answer 15

i would S**t.