What if we came from a monkey and the monkeys found out about it where would we hide?

Question

What if we came from a monkey and the monkeys found out about it where would we hide?

Answer 1

WE don't have to hide.

WE have the guns.

Answer 2

The subway  

Answer 3

No one came from monkey... So if monkeys found out about it I'd tell them not to believe anything theists say.

Answer 4

"What if" questions. Great.

My kids ask pointless "what if" questions..... though I've never met an adult who asked them. I'll bet money that you're a kid. Or a troll. Or both.

Answer 5

Am I my keepers brother.?

Some how, I think that if monkeys ever discovered that we were related, even distantly, they would commit mass suicide.

Answer 6

We didn't come from monkeys.  We have a common ancestor.

Answer 7

On the planet of the apes......wait I forget how that movie goes....but they were in the desert somewhere.

Answer 8

The poor little monkeys, apes and baboons,  would hide in shame

Answer 9

Hide behind the bananas.

Edit:  No Dubh, they would hit us up for a loan.