What if you were a giant?

Question

What if you were a giant and godzilla was destroying a city what would you do?

Answer 1

i would laugh good naturally at him and walk away.

Answer 2

Seduce Godzilla.

Answer 3

Well, seriously, I'd try to save the city.  It wouldn't be easy with all of Godzilla's crazy side weapons.  I mean, he's more than just brute strength.  I'm trying to remember, flame breath and laser eyes, right?  I'd try to carry a giant mirror with me, and hide it behind my back.  And when he laser eyed me, I'd make it reflect back at him.  I imagine I'd have to adjust my aim, though, and might hit a few buildings or something.  Maybe I could lure him back to sea with giant food, maybe a giant baked haddock or something.  

Answer 4

I'd go find a warehouse he'd broken open and steal all the pudding.

"PUDDING!" I'd say.