What if you were a train conductor and this happened,?

Question

One of the passengers who you're collecting money from before you can take their $6 for the ticket, they say "I'm not paying! What are you gonna do you piece of sh#t?" and they slap you in the face really hard.

A) What would you do?

B) What would Stone Cold Steve Austin do?

Answer 1

These scenarios are getting old.

Answer 2

A) Call the engineer to alert the police; there are federal laws protecting railroad trainmen.

B) Who cares?????  What or who is "Stone Cold Steve Austin", anyway?????

Answer 3

What would I do? Well after slapping me in the face, I'd kick him and plant my high heel in his temple, subduing and conquering him, bringing him into subjection via unconsciousness. Stevie, having witnessed this quick, precise well executed move would be my lap dog after that cupcake. lol

Answer 4

HIghball is right, this Steve Austin you refer to is a fictional cartoon-like character.

Think of somethign original. you watch too much TV.