What if you were abducted by aliens?????

Question

What if you were abducted by aliens?????

Answer 1

I'd lure them into a room and lock it and then steer the spaceship to earth and then run away from them

No I think Im dreaming, I'd probably cry and scream and cry some more lol.

Answer 2

I only wish I could be that lucky! I love UFO's and I want to be abducted and see what the inside of a UFO looks like. I also want to know what they do to people when they abduct them.

I would be famous, even though a lot of people would call me a liar!

But I would find a way to get rich off it!

I have been waiting all my life for them aliens to abduct me and I have never been so lucky!

Answer 3

i would scream my head off and kick them where it hurts....if they had any.....lol  

Answer 4

i'd ask them why they sent mccain back and kept jimmy hoffa.

Answer 5

Accept it if that happens.

Answer 6

here are a few guidelines -

If in a car at the time of abduction, be sure not to leave any valuables behind, turn off your headlamps, and lock all doors. Always greet your visitors with a big smile - you might be safe.

A lot of the time you will be under experimentation, including anal probes, so it is always wise to spread either KY, Vaseline, or if you're short of money, lard, around the anal area. This will allow the abductors to slip the probe in and out a lot easier, this also makes the experiment less painful - possibly even more pleasurable!

If after the abduction you suffer from flashbacks, always remember NEVER examine them closely - you could be in for a tremendous shock!