What innovations would you like to see in airports?

Question

What innovations would you like to see in airports?

Answer 1

The removal of these so called 'security measures'. They're daft beyond belief.

I was flying back from Athens, and had finished my drink but kept the empty bottle so I could fill it with water from the toilets (pretty nasty, I know, but I get very thirsty very often). They claimed that I couldn't take it through because it 'had the capacity to hold more than 100ml', even though it was empty.

I did point out that my cupped hands had the capacity to hold more than 100ml, as did my kidneys/ bladder/ stomach etc. Didn't work.

I read a story in Private Eye about a man who had a petrol powered chainsaw in the overhead compartment on a plane- it wasn't on custom's list of forbidden objects, so they had let it through.

Answer 2

Sober pilots.

Answer 3

Something that helps your flight to actually leave on time.

"Sorry for the sixty-eight week delay, I know we're running a bit late but all of the staff here at Unpunctuality Is The Key For A Successful Business Airlines appreciate your patience and co-operation. The snack trolley will be wheeling your way in two hours time where ridiculously overpriced Mars Bars and 50ml cans of flat Coca-Cola will be available for sale and the prices will be similar to the expense of your actual flight."

Answer 4

A mosque. Please... :)

Answer 5

Cinemas showing short films so you could watch some good stuff while waiting.

neck and head massages for people who don't fly first class.

Free internet access.

Answer 6

Free Check In on Ryanair!