What insult can I say to a HD Salesman when he refuses to wait on me when I visit a HD Dealership?

Question

going new bike shopping this weekend, the ONLY reason I need to visit the HD Dealers cause they have a good selection of used Japanese Bikes, and I wanta look.

But when I walk past the shinny new Harley's without looking at them then ask about the used rice burners the salesmen ignore me and walk away.

How can I be rude and insulting back to them?

Answer 1

walk up to the salesman and ask if these are the only tractors they sell or do they sell John Deere as well!!!

Answer 2

tell him to jump off a cliff and take his overchromed harley's with him

Answer 3

Ask to communicate with a customer service representive.

If presented with anyone that previously declined comment

about fine floor stock simply decline that opportunity with a

short but polite explanation on previous non-communication.

Press for a CSR until you are presented with H/D staff who's willing to discuss your concerns.  Carry a written account of the problem to ensure management 'gets the message' too

which you extend only to the supervisor of any CSR.

Answer 4

scumbag poser troll.

Answer 5

1st mistake...walking in a HD dealership

just hold up your cash and say ... guess no one is helping me or like to make some money well I'm going to Honda now...

like you should! in the 1st place...

Answer 6

Try it again and when the salesperson goes into the sales pitch about this and that, ask a lot of questions like your interested and when the salesperson is just about out of steam, look them straight in the eye and say, let me think about and walk out.

Answer 7

You are such an idiot! Just your presence is rude and insulting enough.I swear your a mental case if i have ever seen one.Has anyone ever gone and looked at Joe B's questions on his profile? I haven't laughed that hard in a while! Seriously, go check it out.TFF.

Answer 8

I'm a little confused about why you would go to an HD dealer to buy a used Japanese bike.  You know that whoever traded those in to get a HD didn't treat it very well and even less well by the staff of the HD dealer.  Are they really cheap?  I find THAT hard to believe at an HD dealer-for anything!  Don't let them get you down; I've got an HD and been treated like that in a dealer too.  Go around back to the repair department and talk to receptionist there.  Ask to talk to a mechanic that's got some free time about the used bikes up front.  That MAY work

Answer 9

I'm amazed, Joe.

With all the trouble you've had with Harleys and your local dealership, I'm amazed that you would trust them when it comes to a Japanese bike.

What makes you think they would be qualified to do more than check the tires and (maybe) the oil?

Since the ultimate insult to a salesman is to buy the competition's product, that's what you should do.

Then go buy your polish at the HD dealer...

Answer 10

no, it's because you were wearing a g*y pride shirt and they aren't into that, try at honda

Answer 11

There is probably a Poster of You in the Breakroom stating You are to be Shunned. :--)

Answer 12

Your presence is enough of an insult.

Answer 13

I've never seen a dealership of any kind that didn't want your money. Did you go in there looking like a hobo? They might ignore you if that's the case.

Answer 14

Don't insult them, stay calm, ask too see what you want and ask which of them could do with the commission on a cash sale this week.

TJ

Answer 15

One of your posts you said you had $10,000 to spend on a new bike. What are you looking at used bikes for anyway?

I have been to several HD shops all over the country. I have never seen a j*p bike for sale at a HD dealer when they take trade-ins of little value they send them to wholesale yards.

Answer 16

Where's that dealer at? I'd like to do business with him.

Answer 17

uh, whats an HD? Hard drive? High Density? Huge Dummy?

Ok OK I Know what a HD is. Seriuosly, you are asking for trouble when your go into a Harley shop looking for Japanese bikes. You are better off searching craigslist or other internet sites.

If your question is really about being rude, go into the shop with a bowl of rice and some chop sticks, go up to the sales clerk and, after shoveling a mouthful of rice n your mouth, ask him your questions. Be sure to spray rice all over him as you speak. When you've picked your teeth up, take a moment to wonder why you wanted to be rude in the first place.

Good luck and enjoy that burning numbness you'll get in your crotch everytime you mount your ride. Who needs children anyway right!

Answer 18

Well he's a harley salesman, you can't expect him to move fast!

Answer 19

Ask for the sales manager when you find him tell him due to the salesmans lack of attention you are going to go buy a Victory. They will probably lock the door and not let you out of the place.

Answer 20

You don't need to be rude just find his manager and calmly explain how you were treated.  Maybe you can stop it from happening to someone else.

Answer 21

You (as usual) are 100% full of SHlT.

Answer 22

First, I have never walked into my dealer and been ignored. Second, they do not look in the parking lot to see what you drove in or on in. Third, our HD dealer does not have used j*p bikes as you call them. The only have used HD's.

You obviously have never stepped foot in a HD dealer in your life.

Answer 23

They probably went out and bought those rice burners to have around the shop and make people think they were traded in for Harley's two wheeled tractors.  If you had bought one they would have to go to the trouble of finding another.

Answer 24

wear a shirt that says "My j*p c**p bike ate Harley for breakfast ! Now it's constipated, and won't pass a thing "

Answer 25

just be your self,im sure you.ll get everything you deserve .- posmf