What interesting questions would you ask a police officer?

Question

If you could ask a police officer some interesting questions what would they be?

thanks

Answer 1

do you really turn in all the weed or do you keep some for yourself?  

Answer 2

If they have ever stolen drugs or money from a suspect they arrested.

Answer 3

If they have ever stolen drugs or money from a suspect they arrested.

Nope

do you really turn in all the weed or do you keep some for yourself?

Please. I've seen where it's been.

what's his wife like?

Tolerant

Have you shot anyone?

Nope. Got the drop on them before it came to that.

whats it like to be a facist bully boy with no friends?

Didn't seem too fun, judging from the few people I know who are like that.

Do you eat a lot of donuts?

Nope. Good, but bad for you.

what career did you have in mind that came crashing down and led you to doing this for the rest of your life?

Jockey. Few 6'3" jockeys.

Whats their special code for free car washes and which car wash do they use.

Don't need it. Have inmate to wash the cars.

if your wife/husband hit you would you arrest them for assaulting a police officer.

Nope. I'd let someone else do it.

Why are you such a sarcastic pr**k officer?

Mostly from dealing with morons all day.

was you born a liar or did you become one when you got the uniform.

I never got the hang of lying. Probably a character defect.

What was your Major before you failed out of school?

Engineering. Math and Computer Science when I went hack through graduate school.

would he handcuf me later lol :)

Not if you keep laughing.

what were your grades like in school?

A's and B's, once I grew up.

How do you feel about enforcing unconstitutional gun laws?

Not being an anarchist, I leave the issue up the the SCOTUS.

i once saw a fat cop is it possible that that cop would not be able to catch me if i ran.

Hey! I resemble that remark. I don't have to catch you. I know where you sleep.

i always see cops in restaruants eating a whole bunch. i never see a cop taking a c**p in the bathroom. how come? when do they go?

Back at the station. It's kind of a chore to take off all the stuff to drop your pants.

-Let's take one more.-

where do you get your gas from

Taco Hut

Answer 4

What was your Major before you failed out of school?

Answer 5

When you shot the wrong guy on the tube in London do you think excessive force was used? Have the officers concerned lost their section one firearm certificates and put back on normal duties?

Or did the SAS do your dirty work?

Cheers.

Answer 6

if your wife/husband hit you would you arrest them for assaulting a police officer.

or is it true that police interbreed

Answer 7

do you feel persecuting people for speeding and parking offences belittles your job and alienates you from society

Answer 8

Looking at some other answers, I'd ask if they thought public perception of police officers has changed while they have been serving, whether this is for the better or worse and what is planned to improve this.

Answer 9

what's his wife like?

Answer 10

How do you feel about enforcing unconstitutional gun laws?

WHY do you think that "We the People" should/shouldn't carry firearms?

WHY do police try to stop "bad dope" on the street?... wouldn't it solve a lot of problems if a bad batch of heroin just killed off all the druggies?

Answer 11

How does it feel being abused by the public for trying to help them

Answer 12

Whats the average bribe.

Answer 13

what career did you have in mind that came crashing down and led you to doing this for the rest of your life?

Answer 14

Why won't you just kill yourself and same some poor criminal the time?

Oh and....

Does it give you great sense of accomplishment when you catch people committing minor traffic violations rather than catching people dealing drugs to lowlifes and children?

Answer 15

Why have you failed to arrest the following people for attempted murder?

Susan Eakins, Alastair Eakins, Victoria Eakins, Hannah Eakins, Gina Simmons and Julie Blower.

Answer 16

Whats their special code for free car washes and which car wash do they use.  

Answer 17

I would ask them if I could wee in their helmet!

Apparently British law states that if a pregnant woman needs to wee in the presence of a copper then she is entitled still to this very day to use his hat for such a purpose!

I had better hurry up and try this!

Answer 18

Are you on the side of Law or Order?

Answer 19

The real reason they joined? and i don´t mean  to help the community, to uphold the law in an honarable and professional manner, the criminal does not try to be a cop but i´ve seen the cop be the crimonal. So whats the real deal?

Answer 20

i would ask

have you ever dated someone that you gave a ticket to?

have you ever let a pretty girl off the hook because she was pretty?

have you ever gave a guy a ticket and not let him off because he seemed cocky?

what do you hate most about your job

what do you like most about your job

did you know that more people love firefighters than cops

why would you bother someone and give them a ticket for just not having a front license plate.

i once saw a fat cop is it possible that that cop would not be able to catch me if i ran.  

if am walking can i call you ugly and fat and stinky?  what would you arrest me for. how about if I say cops are stupid as heck in front of you.  Can they arrest me for something?

what is your most scary moment

have you every been on a chase and get a stomach ache and have to take a c**p.  what did you do?

i always see cops in restaruants eating a whole bunch.  i never see a cop taking a c**p in the bathroom.  how come?  when do they go?

other than donuts and coffee...do other place give you free thing?  what places?  

where do you get your gas from

have you ever used the cop car to go and do some personal errands while on the job?

last question:..............do you really treat/handle everyone equally?

Answer 21

Are you a law enforcement officer, or do you think you'd be more suited to social work?  

Answer 22

Do you eat a lot of donuts?

Answer 23

Have you shot anyone?

Answer 24

was you born a liar or did you become one when you got the uniform.

Answer 25

Would you like to arrest the whinging people who have answered the question so far. I believe that the majority on here would call the Police if someone dared to pinch their sweeties (Candy!)

Answer 26

Would you like to meet the people who post negative judgemental answers to this question and ask them what their problem with authority figures is?

Answer 27

what were your grades like in school?  

Answer 28

were you tattle tale and a rat in high school?

did you despise the "cool" kids?

are you a coward at heart without your pistol?

are you a racist deep inside(were your parents/grandparents racist)?

Ohio (white)Officer Acquitted of Killing (black)Mom Holding Baby

http://abcnews.go.com/US/WireStory?id=55...

Answer 29

I have asked a Police Officer the following question ,but he declined to answer .

A " Black Police Association "  ---- That could be a membership from Sikh,Hindu,Christian ,Somali , Muslim too . OK.

But why bring a Religion into it and have

Association Of Muslim Police?  Isnt it better that People bond together if they all belong to One team ?

Answer 30

Why are you such a sarcastic pr**k officer?

Answer 31

would he handcuf me later lol :)