What is Delta Air Lines' mission statement?

Question

What is Delta Air Lines' mission statement?

Answer 1

They're not competent enough to come up with one.

But here's a list of acronyms they should use.

DELTA

Damaged Engines Limit Take-off Ability

Don't Ever Land There Again

Departures Extra-Late, Tardy Arrivals

Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta

Dropping Everybody's Luggage Through Atlanta

Doesn't Even Leave The Airport

Doesn't Ever Let Terrorists Aboard

Doesn't Experience Like This Andrenalise?

Doesn't Everybody Like This Airline?

Don't Even Let Them Aboard

Drunken Engineers Land Too Abruptly

Dazed Executives Leading This Airline

Doing Everything Less Than Average

d**n - Everything Leaves Through Atlanta

Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive

Answer 2

To boldly go where many have gone before and at $500 round-trip with a bloated, drunken seat-mate as company.

Answer 3

I don't really know this answer, but if I had to guess, it would be " to give the least possible service for the most money possible, while not getting sued"  

Answer 4

To boldly crash where no airline has crashed before! To fly in a triangle pattern with other aircraft????