What is Philemon's joke that had to do with a goose and a lawyer?

Answer 1

p**p

Answer 2

well, i read its What can a goose do, a duck can't and a lawyer should?

stick his bill up his butt

idk...thats the joke though
go tell it to your worst enemy so he/she can laugh to death

Answer 3

"Philemon’s joke doesn’t translate from Greek to English (and across the centuries) very well. It’s sort of a combination of you-had-to-be-there and nothing." -Bart King in an email to me.