What is Sarah Palins recipe for possum stew?

Question

First you set them their traps. When you catch a possum you take a stick and you beat it about the head until its dead or unconscious whichever comes first. Then you start skinning that their animal. If it starts twitching you take that stick and you beat it about the head some more. Then you finish skinning that possum. Then you gut it, stoke them buffalo chips get that fire nice and hot and put it in the fryin pan. Once cooked you serve it with some tatters and you wash it down wit some of uncle bueford's home made shine. mmm

Mr. News

Answer 1

Moose stew.

God can't you guys get even one detail correct?

Answer 2

I dont know about possum but her beaver recipe looks really good

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff152...

Answer 3

I think your recipe is much better!

Answer 4

Thats how I make it.

Answer 5

There's nothing wrong with you saying that, but if someone made an Obama/fried chicken reference you'd accuse them of being racist.

Answer 6

why did you ask this if you were going to provide the answer?

Answer 7

I make it the same as you, except I replace the possum with liberals. Tastes like c**p, but I like the sound they make in the fryin' pan.

Answer 8

Good recipe.

how about hot possum and chestnuts:

1 Possum

1 Pot boiling water

1 Handful chestnuts

1 Handful apple sauce

1 Handful breadcrumbs

1 sweet potato

1/2 Cup lemon juice

1/4 Cup butter

Skin Possum, remove glands and entrails. Scrape clean and scald in boiling water. Rub inside and out with salt and pepper and set in a cool place. Stuff with chestnuts, applesauce, and bread crumbs in equal proportions. Cover with slices of sweet potato, 1 C. Boiling water, 1/2 C. Lemon Juice. Bake in butter and baste often until tender.

Answer 9

Probaly the same as yours.

The main ingredient will be the road kill of Obama/Biden after the election.

Answer 10

Her favorite food is mooseburgers.

That's a favorite food in most of Alaska, up there its no big deal.

That recipe starts, first you take a gun.

Keep that photo under wraps, no female over eighteen will vote for her, and every man will forget his good sense.

Oh Lord, forget the Bible and stuff, she looks like Satan in F*ckme Heels.

Answer 11

You're an idiot

Answer 12

She would shoot it with her gun that she has a right to carry under the 2nd amendment. And her favorite is Moose stew, not possum.