What is Satan's last name?

Question

What is Satan's last name?

Answer 1

idk

Answer 2

I would be surprised if he had one...there are no last names of the "angels" as far as I know.

Answer 3

same as mine ;)

Answer 4

Sweet.

Answer 5

Satan doesn't exist, so his last name is irrelevant...

In Light... )O(

Edit :- To you brainwashed clones who give people the thumbs down for giving a truthful answer over your man invented religion, listen to this and learn something...

I bet you don't know that there are many very high up individuals in the clergy who are trying to have all reference to Satan & h**l struck from The Bible, as they know full well he was an invention of the early Church for control...

Why stop there I say as all of it was a pure invention by man for profit and control...

Answer 6

Uhhh.. I normally don't like giving out my last name, sorry

Answer 7

His full name is 'His Unholiness Lord Satan Morgoth the Six Hundred and Sixty Sith, Destroyer of the Faith, Guardian of the Nine Levels of h**l, and Rightful Ruler of Heaven, Earth, and France.'

Answer 8

McCain or Obama you choose.

Answer 9

LaVey? LOL!

Answer 10

I don't think he has one, Just like  God doesn't, we only them as God and Satan.

Answer 11

Satan ain't got a last name, stupid.

Answer 12

In Biblical times, nobody had a last name. They were known by their first name and "son of" somebody. Bob, Son of Ed and stuff.

In addition, most of the names, especially of spirit creatures, actually mean something related to their actions or qualities. "Satan" means "resister" because he resists God and the Holy Spirit. This was not his original name, we don't know what it was.

If you absolutely must have a last name though, try "Devil."

Answer 13

Satan was created at a time when most people didn't have surnames. In Britain they became necessary with the tax laws in the Middle Ages. This allowed for a register to made and no one could be exempt.

NB: It was the Normans that created and implemented these laws, not the devil.