What is a creative title for a persuasive essay on the book go ask alice?

Question

The point of the essay is to persuade people to not ban the book go ask alice. Besides the obvious titles like go ask alice, Don't ban go ask alice, etc, Any CREATIVE titles?

Answer 1

Don't Ban Alice.

How Can You Ban Reality? (then talk about how this really happens and we need to open our eyes to it.)

Only Drugs Can Alter Reality (because if you're trying to ban it then you may want to act like things like these don't happend and alter reality.)