What is a crispy love sock?

Question

I keep finding "crispy love socks" under my pillow in the dorm! They are called this by my room mate, why does he call them this?

Answer 1

Listen guy, I would beat the c**p out of him and make him eat that sock.

#'s 1 & 2 are correct. he's pleasured himself in a sock and left it for you as a gift.

I hope it works out for you.

Answer 2

I am sickened by your question - I assume you're a troll....  I'll be reporting you...

If you truly don't know - your roommate is pleasuring himself and leaving it for you............

Answer 3

That has to be the best question I've heard so far, thanks for the laugh......It's also called a Happy Sock....

Answer 4

HAHAHA i hate to tell you this, but your roomate is a horrible person. this is obviously his own name for a sock he has masturbated, and ejaculated into, hence "crispy".

i think your best bet is to give him a crispy love pillow.