What is a effective but non lethal weapon?

Question

So these kids are coming to tepee my house tonight and both of them want to beat my *** since i egged them like 50 times with my friends. So i was wondering what a effective non lethal weapon would be. Everything that comes to mind isnt good enough or is lethal. I was thinking just baseballs since I pitch aahah. but yeah any opinions would help.

Answer 1

Eric c grow up your sad

Answer 2

Try a pet dragon that spits fire that won't kill people.

Answer 3

Just sit outside and wait in a car. Whenever they come, turn on the engine really fast and then just chase them through the yard. I guarantee they will run away.

Answer 4

The time for putting this on Men's Health will be after the injuries are inflicted.     It's stupid to get so worked up about silly things.

If you "egged them on," then you were asking for trouble.   The smart individual doesn't do things to get into these situations.

The use of intelligence and common sense are the best weapons of all time.

Answer 5

Freeze a can of shaving cream, cut it open , peel the can off the block of shaving cream, return to the freezer for the right time and put in thier vehicle or back pack. It will expand and fluff up real big, use two or three for a car.. it will be a drag for the T.P squad to clean up.

Idea, do that while they are getting busy T.P. ing you house...

Its fun.... =)

It is a really big show...hahaha

Answer 6

A baseball bat (aim for legs or stomach), a slap jack, a sock filled with soap/quarters/rocks, a baton, a taser, pepper spray, singapore cane, paintball gun, an umbrella, num chuks, a good belt, a chain, a frying pan, huge wooden spoon, a plunger, there are a lot more...  

Answer 7

pepper spray should be losts of fun one it hurts and they cant see

or u could tp ur own house so they dont get the chance^.~ dumbest idea ever

Answer 8

Stun gun, pure and simple, but look for one that does not shoot out stunners. you want one that has the electrodes connected to the weapon and that you have to get within arms reach to use. no more than 150,000 volts. Trust me its enough. once you reach 100,000 thats the same strength as cattle prods and since you aint tackling cattle you'll be fine. but a word of warning, whatever weapon you choose on using be ready for it to be turned and used on you if they get control of it or look forward to possibly facing an escalating problem where they will get a bigger, badder weapon or more people to beat you. or you may just get into some major trouble with thier parents and yours and the cops, possibly.

My suggestion is to just take your butt whopping like a man or offer fighting them one at a time to make it fair, if you think that you can take them on individually.