What is a fantastical birthday present idea?

Question

Its for my homeslice/ex ex ex boyfriend. Its his last birthday in his 20's (Nerdy loves the older me), and a lapdance is outta the question- Been there, done that. We're good friends but not THAT good.

Seriously though. A bottle of cologne or a bottle of patron?

Answer 1

Aww man, no lapdance? There are a few of my female friends that give me lapdances on my birthday. They're fully clothed (pretty much.. ) and it's more of a fun thing during my birthday party!

But, if you insist, I'd say this. If you know what kind of cologne he likes, and he's low, get that. If not, get the Patron!

OR.. take him cologne shopping. Since colognes mix with people's body oils, you two can hit up some shops, spray them, wait 15-20 min, smell... and pick something that smells good! Since shopping is hard work for us guys, take him to lunch somewhere afterwards! :-)

Answer 2

How about his very own song? http://www.Give-A-Song.com use the details you give them to record a unique song onto CD or MP3. A really special gift that will be cherished forever.

Answer 3

So ..no BJ's? I'm lost.

Answer 4

serious?  you lost me there...lame.

motorboat...do it to him...you know you can..

Answer 5

So buttsex is out of the question?

How about for Guido?

*cries*