What is a funny, yet good name for a goldfish?

Question

I dont really know why..but i want a funny name..like..not like a WIERD one..but its like funny, but still an okay name..

any ideas?

Answer 1

Silver, Colin, Chief Inspector Wright, Fido, Private Johnson, Carl, Parrot, Brian, Mister / Madame.

Answer 2

Name it King! Mr. King!

Answer 3

My kids named my goldfish Dorothy, after Elmo's on Sesame Street. But we have named our late goldfish Mr. Jones, Fido, Ralph, Salty, Chippy, Sally, Hans, and Fuzzy to name a few. We like the new and strange when it comes to our fish. Why so many, you might ask?  My kids are all grown and now I run a day care and gold fish tend to not last long. I swear they lived longer when it was only my kids. Good luck to you on picking a name.

Answer 4

I have two fish, their names are Sushi and Scuba.

haha

Answer 5

Floater. i think that would be hilarious.

Answer 6

goldie! lol

Answer 7

Knox  ( You know, Ft. Knox-where all the GOLD is!!).  Hey come on!

Answer 8

Jaws.

Answer 9

Fish

Answer 10

Murray

Answer 11

Harold the goldfish!

Answer 12

Bait

Answer 13

goldy

Answer 14

Nemo

Dory

Bruce

Steward

Bubbles

Chris Rock

Mr. T

Sebastian

etc...If you want more just message me! :)

Answer 15

How about Duck?

Or Goose? or Moose?

Answer 16

sushi is funny....maybe nemo, or flounder or aquaman

Answer 17

Ralph I know it is a normal human name but I think it is funny for a goldfish

I have 7 goldfish myself, my daughter wanted to name one Rainbow Dash so I named one male Dash and one female Niji (rainbow in japanese because she is a japanese shubunkin)

Spot (has one orange spot on its forhead and the rest is white)

Butterscotch

Goldie (its the funa gold copper color)

Cam (as in cam shaft)

Freddy (as in freddy crugar (sp?) he is orange and black)