What is a funny LONG poem I can enter for a contest?

Question

I have a poetry contest coming up and I need a poem.....I want a LONG (the longer da better!:)) poem that is funny! Best answer gets 5 starz! PLZ help!

Answer 1

Leprechaun Land

Once upon a time but not really that long ago,

A story was told of a city not above or below,

It's concealed in the flakes of the fresh fallen snow,

Not apparent to any except those in the know.

A city so grand in its very existence,

That to acknowledge it nullified its very subsistence.

Humans could not even travel the distance,

To attempt it brought with it some hearty resistance.

The city was the home of a strange sort of creature,

Well known to most because of a sole special feature.

The gift to grant wishes makes these beings unique,

And while most are familiar with their rather short physique,

Leprechauns consider themselves extraordinarily sheik,

And will make sure you know it every day of the week.

Now Humans are under the big misconception,

Related to their rather insignificant perception.

That leprechauns are carrying around these great pots of gold,

Hidden in rainbows and their locations untold.

In reality the gold isn't meant for the humans at all,

They think they are so superior just because their so tall.

For You

In the room across the hall

Sitting on his bland oak chair

Sat Ned, the most popular of all

Among the other students there

Writing quietly with an intent stare.

He wrote to the one whom he cherished

With confidence in his pen

But suddenly that confidence perished

He had heard a noise just then

Like a lion pacing in his den.

He placed his feet flat on the floor

And gripped the wrinkled paper fast

And heard the squeak of the door

As the Teacher sternly asked

That up front the paper be passed.

The situation went from good to scary

His face turned a striking red

Like a freshly picked strawberry

The students whispered, 'Go on, Ned'

The teacher insisted that the note be read.

As Teacher scanned the crinkled sheet

Her face was strained and aglow

And read from Ned's horrible feat

'Dear Clarice, I must know,

Will you date me, yes or no?'

In the room across the hall

Sitting on his bland oak chair

Sat Ned, the most popular of all

Among the laughing students there

Making excuses with an embarrassed stare.

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