What is a funny quote for my eighth grade graduation?

Question

It would be helpful if you gave the author or person that said it. Thank you!

Answer 1

I looked at different quotes online, here's some that may help:

1. "Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday." -Dale Carnegie

2. "I'd like to thank my professors and google" ~unknown

3.  "A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success." -Robert PurvisAbove

4. "It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education"       Albert Einstein   (Graduates, remember that while education is important, so is having an open mind. While it's easy to simply adopt the opinions of your teachers, it's far more interesting to develop opinions of your own.)

--hope that helps. good luck and congrats!

Answer 2

"There's no point being an jerk if you don't show it."

My Uncle Al said this one....  It's an all-time family favorite.

Feel free to use it, tweak it, whatever , without giving any credit.  My uncle's a generous guy!

Answer 3

...Here it is... God is Good... But I'm BETTER!!!