What is a funny reason to pick canada?

Question

we had to do a travel project where you chose somewhere to go and i chose canada and i want to make my project funny so what could be a funny (school appropriate but remember it is high school) reason for picking canada. also what are some funny things or places to eat at in canada and some funny souvenirs to buy. thank you.

Answer 1

The most cliched answers for things to eat in Canada are:

a) visit Quebec Province (choose a city) and eat Poutine.  It's fries, gravy and cheese curds.  Heart-attack city, but delicious

b) visit Ottawa and eat a "beaver-tail" while skating the canal.  It's a hot pastry with a funny name.

c) drink beer.  This is funny because the drinking age is lower in Canada, and you can't do it in High School in the States or in Canada, so your project automatically is funny.  People also seem to think Canadians have good beer.

d) Ride a barrel over Niagara falls.  You could actually focus on the great lakes, by starting your Barrel Ride in Lake Superior, and riding it through all the lakes, and rivers, going over the falls, and continuing out to the St. Lawrence Seaway/Atlantic ocean.

e) visit d***o, Newfoundland.

Answer 2

A funny reason to pick Canada might be to shovel snow!

Funny things to eat:

Fsh and brewis in Newfoundland - made from dried salt cod and a very hard biscuit (hard tack) soaked in water to soften it

Beaver tails in Ontario - they are pastries

Rapee pie and poutine rapee in New Brunswick

Funny things to do:

Kiss a cod fish in Newfoundland to become an honorary Newfoundlander

Fish through the ice

Drink tea or coffee made from ice berg water