What is a funny text message I can send people?

Question

What is a funny text message I can send people?

Answer 1

did the vibration get you excited and make you think someone cool was texting you. well no, its just me. that sucks

Answer 2

guys: hey! buddy! tell your pants its not polite to point!

girls: can you stop stuffing your face, its not very attractive

anyone: omg! y o u r m o m i s i n c o g n i t o

Answer 3

the post office came out with new p***s stamps-i heard u dont know what side to l**k!

Answer 4

You can send them a text saying "15 cents" because thats how much it cost them to recieve it hahah I do it to my friends all the time.

Answer 5

Idk, I got something like this earlier today I hate chain text things btw >_<

truths of life:

1) U cant touch all ur teeth with ur tounge

2) Ur a r****d bc u just tried it

3) U just smiled bc ur retarded

Its not that good but its all i got right now. Sorry.

Answer 6

g i c u pp

(gee, I see you peepee)  idk, I'm tired, I know it sucks...

Answer 7

send them the joke about the husband and wife:

A husband asks his wife to tell him something that will make him happy and sad at the same time. After thinking she says, you d**k is bigger than your brother's.