What is a funny thing to do when cops knock on your door everynight in the early hours?

Question

Im on curfew and have cops bashin on my door at like 1 and 2 in the morning everynight to check im home and this is on work nights.. starting to get a bit anoying lol any ideas of something funny i can do when i answer without getting in too much trouble? lol

Answer 1

Ask them if that's a gun in their pants, or if they are just glad to see you???  Do NOTHING...you probably deserve what you are getting, and anything you do or say will just make it worse!

Answer 2

Although it would be highly hilarious, DO NOT invite them in for some crystal meth.

Answer 3

Answer with a ***** and girls panties on. hahhaha

orrr answer with a beer in your hand.

or keep the door open cracked and hide somewhere and when they go up to knock come behind them and go RAWR!

orr have a really really pretty girl answer and have her wear barely anything. hahahaha

Answer 4

Have a blow up doll answer the door and then pretend to come up behind it and say " Honey, I told you not to answer the door without clothes." Smile and say "Oh, it's you guys again. I was in the middle of something so could we make this quick." That ought to shake things up a bit.

Answer 5

Naked is funny.. but maybe with dorky socks and a teddy bear?

Answer 6

answer the door naked.

show up at the door half-crying

paint your face all weird...

show up in skin tight leather...

talk with a mouth full of food at the door.

talk with an exaggerated lisp.

lol these should freak the cops out

Answer 7

you should answer the door naked lol

Answer 8

hey do this put a note on ur front door saying out of order please use back door and on the back door put it saying knock if no1 answers please use front door...u do know when they pull up i hope if so do it when u hear them knocking at back door u open the front door and wait for them to come there...or you could get a box of doughnuts and bribe them to show up early than when they get there...have fun with them but pls hide "MARY-JANE" u know how she likes to f**k up the best of them...