What is a good Senior quote? I am looking for something funny and different.

Question

I don't want the normal cheesy quotes. Something that will make people laugh but is also a pretty good quote. But, remember it has to be able to be approved...so no alcohol relations and stuff like that.

Answer 1

I would suggest something perhaps a bit more serious, like "Today only happens once in a lifetime.  Make the most of it."  I know it's not funny, but it is very relevant for seniors who are now beginning their lives as young adults.  I found this quote at www.alternativeeducationbible.com where you might look for some more humorous ones on their quotations page.  By the way, congratulations to all those seniors out there!

Answer 2

From a senior citizen:

"If I knew I was going to live so long, I would have taken better care of myself."