What is a good ad for being a vampire donor

Question

What is a good ad for being a vampire donor

Answer 1

First, what kinda of vampire are you willing to be a donor for? If you're willing to give your blood, I would suggest getting tested for diseases such as sexually transmitted diseases or blood diseases like anemia that would effect your blood clotting. I would probably put that in your ad. Also put something to the effect of "looking for a sanguine vampire". You might also want request someone who knows phlebotomy or basic anatomy of where not to take blood from.

Otherwise, if you're not willing to give your blood, say you're looking for a psychic vampire. It's less invasive and a lot less messy.

Answer 2

"I GAVE BLOOD"  on the front of the T-shirt.

"THEN I SUCKED SOME LUNCH" on the back.

Answer 3

If your thirsty I'm here?

can i join in this ad biz?