What is a good comeback for school?

Question

Theres this kid whos always insulting me, saying he f'd my mom, telling me to shut the f**k up, and basically just bullying me around. I dont want to fight him but I need a comeback to make him leave me alone. (im surprised this still happens in high school)

Answer 1

Come backs:

I'm sorry you must have mistaken me for someone who cares what you think

i'm not as dumb as you look

him: your f*ched up

you: So's your face!

Your teeth are brighter than you

Does ur stream of conscious have any fish in it?

I'm busy right now can i ignore you some other time?

Keep talking one day you might even say something intelligent

Just because no on understands u, doen't make you an artist

Thinking isn't your best subject is it?

why don't you slip into something more comfortable... lika a coma?

Answer 2

He "f'd" your mom? Tell him he must have REALLY bad taste (whether it's true or not) and laugh it off.

Always laugh it off, just don't get mad and don't show any red-face syndrome. It will never stop then.

I feel for you; I've been in the same place before.

Answer 3

I say give it back to him. He obviously knows that it messes you up, and he's just s******g with you. people are dumb. just don't give him the pleasure of knowing he made you upset.

Answer 4

your mama your dadd your boldheaded grandma she is 99  think she fly  meanwall doing it with frank insinte

f your and stick up  your but and curise him out

ingore him

Answer 5

say this : "hey is your moms b******e still swollen from last night?I sorta feel bad. Oh wait!,I forgot to pay her so can you give her this( throw a nickel at him).

that should do the trick

Answer 6

i think u should talk to him and make every thing clear....and ya there should be any reason for y he is doing this if there is no reason u shouldn't give up any more u should may be talk to u r teacher who u trust and take advise so i think u shouldn't give up any more...............because one day u.will be sepresed from this thing...........so do whatever u want fast

Answer 7

If its a guy, you could say

"Is your p***s long enough to touch your butt"

of course being cocky  ( no pun intended) he will say yes.

then u say

"The stick it up your @$$ and fucl{ yourself"

Answer 8

Well, I quit being surprised -- I just expect stupid stuff from stupid ppl. Pretty obvious this kid's really immature. You can realize his extensive vocabulary is a hindrance to him being accepted by others. You can  play his game w/ him and ask if he had a good time w/ Mom - that you know she likes little boys with little d---s. Well maybe not that, that's a little too much like his way of thinking and would probably make him mad. You could stay really calm and  thank him for the information. Or tell him that you don't care - it's not news to you - it happens all the time.Report these incidents to your school counselor, principal, whomever wants to know about unruly kids. Just don't stoop down to his level. Don't get physical or verbally assault him. You need to remain clean and innocent so you're not blamed for encouraging his bad behavior. Stay above this -- as hard as it may be. But do let someone know. You shouldn't have to tolerate this bad behavior and he will benefit by suffering the consequences.

Answer 9

what exact ly does he say to you besides that? if he calls you short or fat or something like that just say "i may be short but you're ugly and i still have time to grow!" or "i may be fat but you're ugly and there's diets for fat people!" try to make it funny so u dont end up mad and do something u'll regret.