What is a good comeback to ur face.. everybody says it and its so annoying

Question

What is a good comeback to ur face.. everybody says it and its so annoying

Answer 1

"That insult's so old, come up with something new you uncreative, worthless, slack-jawed *insert favourite swear word here*, before I stab you to death with this rusty knife," and pull out a knife and they'll shut up real quick.

Answer 2

I usually hate your mom jokes, but when people tell me that. I usully say, hahaha(going along with it) ur mom's fat as$(being a bitc h)

I love it cuz they're always like . . . . . . . .just staring at you with this face like...."sorry"

Answer 3

I always say "your dad in a speedo" and their faces cringe up.  

Answer 4

if the insult is just "ur face" then say " is dazzling? thank you!" it'll work like a charm :)